Faith, Luck & Murder
Oscar:: I didn't cry when I was christened.
Dude:: No. We were impressed.
Oscar:: that means I won't die on my birthday
Dude:: Erm . . . . how do you work that out?
Oscar:: Well . . . (Pause) Hold on. March is an unlucky month.
Dude:: Unlucky?
Oscar:: Yep. Julius Caeser was murdered in March.
Dude:: (frowns)
