Family reading
Me:: what are you reading?
Child 1:: it's called 'The Sorcerer's Mum'
Child 2:: no it's not
Mum:: (laughs)
Child 3; it's called, 'Your mum, the Sorcerer'
Me:: No way
Child 1:: what are you reading?
Me:: 'The Decline of Pleasure' by Walter Kerr
(Pause)
(Hilarious laughter)
Me:: I am SO different from you guys
